The good and bad, as well as the horrible: Cocaine Bear critique.

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Hello, gentlemen and girls put on your seatbelts, and take on a wild ride full of insaneness! "Cocaine Bear" is an amazing ride in more way than just one. This film takes a "bear-y" true story and transforms it into an comical horror movie that will get you laughing, scratching your head, or pondering how the people who live their lives have made decisions like bears and drug smugglers.
Cocaine Bear From the moment that we meet the beautiful Andrew C Thornton, played flawlessly by Matthew Rhys, you know that you're in for an exciting rollercoaster. Smugglers with flair elegant grace, as well as a habit of dumping his precious merchandise in the most dangerous places. He didn't realize what he was in for, and he'd not intend to create the most famous legend of the 20th century "Cocaine Bear!" Do not think about what you believe you know about bears and their food preferences. This film is bold in its opinion and suggests that when bears consume cocaine, they don't just party, they are bloodthirsty! Forget about Godzilla we have a new King in town and he's a bear with a addiction to powdered drugs. The characters we have in our story, that includes the dumb police as well as the reckless criminals and those innocent bystanders that weren't able to locate their way to the outside of a newspaper bag, will keep you amazed. Their collective incompetence is truly an incredible sight. If you're ever in need of some laughs think of how Detective Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell trying to resolve any crime, without accidentally shooting each other. Let's not forget about our brave adventurers Olaf as well as Elsa. No, not the ones in "Frozen." The two hikers find a treasure trove of Colombian food, and by the time they can even say "Bearzilla," they become people who will be targets of Cocaine Bear's hunger for food. In reality, who would need an Disney princess when there's the snorting, wild bear that is on the loose? The movie is the perfect harmony between horror and comedy with its humor, making you laugh every now and gripping your popcorn with terror the next. The number of bodies in the film rises quicker as the hairs in your neck which is why you'll want to cheer at each demise, with hilarious happiness. It's just like watching a National Geographic special hosted by the Grim Reaper. Now, let's talk about the climactic battle. Imagine this: a (blog) torrent of water running in the background our family composed of Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry getting ready to tackle one of the most formidable creatures in our world, Cocaine Bear. It's an epic battle for the past, accompanied by fireballs, roars of the bear as well as enough white powder to knock Tony Montana to shame. But just when you think you've defeated the bear, it's resurrected by a cocaine explosion! It's a resurgence of epic proportions. Sure "Cocaine Bear" may have certain flaws. Editing is as jittery and jittery as a caffeine-induced squirrel leaving you scratching your head and wonder if the reel actually served as scratching board. You needn't be worried, viewers, because the bear's CGI is impressively top-of-the line. The bear has the power to steal the show even if some of the editors seemed get a little giddy their own. This film is a cocktail of double-crossings, tension, in addition to unexpected bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. Also, when the credits start rolling and you walk out of the theater with a smirk on your face, be sure to remember the reviewer's final advice: Beware of feeding bears anything and particularly drugs or fellow hiking buddies. I guarantee it will not end well for anyone involved. Therefore, get your popcorn, buckle it up and take a seat in the wild world of "Cocaine Bear." It's a one-of-a-kind cinematic experience which will have you in suspense, considering the powers of bears and hidden party potential.

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